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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

and whatever you do for the least of these...

Steve Lopez of the L.A. Times wrote a series of articles back in October chronicling stories from Skid Row. I just read through them all and while I won't reproduce them here, here's the link to them. I would highly recommend reading them. Not because they're pleasant to read (they're not), not because the characters are admirable (some are, some aren't), not because they're gripping (although they are). But because every once in a while, we need to be reminded that we live in a crappy world where too many things are wrong. If our society can produce Skid Row, something is wrong with our society, something is wrong with us.

I don't know how change will come. Providing more services, tougher law enforcement, affordable housing, new job opportunities... a change in our political system, economic system, social welfare system... I honestly don't know. The problems associated with poverty do seem overwhelming, scarily so. I don't know what can be done. But I know that nothing will be done while people who aren't on Skid Row stand by and do nothing.

Do something. Please.

e-x-t-e-n-s-i-o-n-!

Yup. Professor has agreed on an extension for the comment as it works better for both her schedule and mine. So I can now focus on my finals and then panic about the comment later (so much for snowboarding on the last day of finals!).

Many hugs for people who need them (this is a notably low time of the year for law students. If you know any, show them some love) (of course even if you're not a law student, you might still need a hug. Feel free to take one, they're right there near the center of your keyboard).

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

flunkie

So the comment flunked the test and it's back to square 2.

Amazingly I still think life is great. Law school must be affecting my sanity.

Monday, November 28, 2005

What Are the Federal Rules of Evidence?

Federal Rules of Evidence: carefully crafted balance of power, or cruel and unusual punishment?

Sunday, November 27, 2005

vicarious living

A while back I blogged about all the annoying scam emails I received, and how I wish I had the time to actually reply back and have some fun with them (yes, I guess I do have a slightly vindictive streak). Well, today I discovered Scamorama, a website that not only reproduces scam emails, but also has exchanges between scammers and scammer-scammers (i.e. people who scam scammers)! They're pretty funny, and have allowed me to vicariously experience satisfaction and revenge (alright I'm pathetic I know) on these people who constantly litter in my inbox. Plus it's a great procrasti-uhm, I mean study break resource.

Friday, November 25, 2005

rejoice! for now...

I'm pleased to report that preliminary testing indicates that we have produced a tentative complete draft of the Comment. While some of it was written in a merlot-induced haze, our technicians report that those sections are at least still in English. The next stage will be extended field-testing to ensure that it is up to snuff. This includes:

  • the flamethrower test
  • the toilet flush test
  • the deep sea submersion pressure test
  • frontal, side, and rollover collision testing
If the Comment passes all tests satisfactorily, it will be sent to the final stage of review: the comment adviser review test. At such point, the aid and succour of the comment gods will be invoked through the imbibement of the rest of aforementioned merlot. At the very least, it will help dull the pain of seeing the Comment ripped to shreds. Bottoms up, all.

Evolution or Intelligent Design? My head hurts...

Although I've been vaguely interested in the furor over the Kansas School Board decision and the litigation in Pennsylvania, I didn't really have the time to investigate further the merits of the dispute. Well, Black Friday morning seemed like a good time, so I fired up good old Google and punched in "intelligent design." Several hours later, my head hurts.

So obviously I'm a Christian theist (if you couldn't tell). But I've long adopted Galileo's maxim, that "the Scriptures teach us how to go to heaven, not how the heavens go." (anyone know how to Bluebook that cite? I couldn't find the reference for quotes by old dead people.) Intelligent Design (I.D.) argues that the strict dichotomy between a designer or other cause outside the natural system and the natural system itself (the province of science) is a false one, and that the natural system cannot adequately perform its avowed task of explaining the world around us without recourse to a designer.

Empirical science, of course, rejects such a claim. It rejects it by first pointing out that the supposed weakness of empirical science is really its strength: when our existing theories and scientific knowledge lack explicatory power, scientists go back to the drawing board (well, the lab really) and adjust their assumptions and theories until they come up with a better theory. Think of Newtonian physics and how we eventually pushed up against their limits until Einstein came along. Think of how, at the sharpest cutting edge of physics, we're starting to wonder if Al got everything right (actually I think they're pretty sure he didn't, but I don't want to spend Saturday morning researching that).

Secondly it rejects I.D. by pointing out that what it proposes is not science. Philosophers of science have a list of criteria with which to judge whether a proposed theory is scientific or not (lawyers have Daubert and the FRE). I.D. fails quite a few of those criteria, and thus is rejected by the general scientific community. And I have to say, the scientific community gets it quite right here. By the standard definition of science, I.D. really isn't science. The crux of I.D. is that it points out where evolution fails to adequately account for certain phenomena, and by eliminating chance and necessity, argues that the only viable alternative apart from ignorance, is to posit the work of a designer. But this is not scientific. It may be valid criticism, but it is not scientific criticism unless it can produce some kind of positive evidence (oh good heavens, I'm having flashbacks of last week's Evidence lectures). Of course, some would argue that it isn't valid criticism unless it's scientific, and therefore it isn't valid criticism either.

I could keep boring you with the arguments and counter-arguments, but let's face it: I'm no genius, but if I had a hard time keeping up with all the rhetoric and argument (and there's a fair bit of both, pejorative and otherwise), the general American public isn't going to make it out of the gate. I think the real debate should not be about whether I.D. is good science (by definition, it's not). The real issues occur on a higher level, namely, what is good epistemology: what are good ways of determining truth and knowledge? Ever since the Moderns, empiricism has come to dominate (good old Hume), especially through science. And I'll admit, it's paid off handsomely. Without science, life would distinctively be a lot crappier than it is today (*Gasp!* No Internet!!!). I.D. is not scientific because it challenges empiricism, arguing that the empirical evidence indicates that there is something or someone out there, but for which we (at this point) cannot produce positive empirical evidence. As such, I believe it is not a scientific challenge, but an epistemological one.

And proponents of I.D. are smart about it - since it's not science, don't take it to the scientific community, especially in its initial stages. Take it to the people. You can hardly blame them. If I.D.'s conclusions are right, they are inimical to the scientific system that we have today. You can liken the reaction to I.D. to the initial reaction to Galileo and Copernicus, with their proposals of a radically different cosmology (proponents of I.D. should feel comforted by the fact that they don't live in an intolerant society that beheads heretics). Whenever our belief systems are challenged, our first tendency is to feel shock and outrage, and to want to respond with equal and opposite force (or just trample the challenger). Especially when these belief systems are near and dear to our hearts; for many scientists, empirical science is their religion.

I'm ultimately quite blase about what's going on though. Let them teach I.D. in schools, as long as they teach evolution too. Because I still believe that in the end, the truth will get out. You can't suppress inaccurate knowledge forever, especially when it comes to "science" (I refer broadly now to how the world works and a general curiosity about the natural world around us, not to any specific method). If I.D. is flawed in its attempt to challenge the established scientific order, it will fail and perish, and be remembered as just another silly attempt by some silly people. If I.D. proves right and there are certain puzzles that evolution cannot solve, one day the scientific community will be forced to admit it. There is already one such puzzle that honest scientists will admit lies beyond science, and that is the question of ultimate origin and "why."

Alright. This post has been way too long, if you've actually read everything, thank you. I'll buy you a drink the next time I see you. But for now I need to go figure out how to make hearsay exceptions dance at my beck and call.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

drunken promises...

As I review other law student blogs on the Internet, I'm struck by those that stopped blogging sometime around, oh say, September, 3 or 4 weeks after school began. Apparently some bloggers feel that being in law school is more important than blogging. Well, after much careful deliberation (over my Smoking Loon '03 merlot), I have decided that I owe the world a commitment to keep blogging even though: a) my comment isn't finished; b) finals are in 2 weeks; c) I haven't begun outlining.

Sometimes one's ethical obligations must trump one's personal desires. So yes, my obligation to keep you, dear reader, entertained, must trump my personal desire to pass this semester's classes or keep my GPA from slipping below a 3.0. It is for you, and you alone, that I will persist in blogging on a regular basis. Ignore the skeptical voices in your head that say I blog only to procrastinate from my work. Unless, of course, you have a hearsay exception for them.

And while I'm drinking merlot and making a promise to continue blogging regularly in my intoxicated state, can I point out that the BBC and the British media in general seem really intent on focusing on the place of drunken consent in rape law? The facts themselves aren't terribly unusual (save for the fact that the alleged attacker was a university security guard tasked with the duty of taking her back to her dorm safely - I'm willing to wager, and hope, that he doesn't still have his job). But it just points out once again the dangers of getting drunk (if you're saying anything that involves a pot, kettle, and the absence of color, I'm choosing to ignore you). So listen, kids, drink but don't get drunk (disclaimer to law enforcement personnel that may be reading this, or M.A.D.D.: my use of the word "kids" here refers to adults over the age of 21, and should not be interpreted as an endorsement of underage drinking).

you're doing a heckuva job, brownie

It boggles the mind...

Ex-FEMA Head to Start Consulting Business

DENVER (AP) -- Former FEMA Director Michael Brown, heavily criticized for his agency's slow response to Hurricane Katrina, is starting a disaster preparedness consulting firm to help clients avoid the sort of errors that cost him his job.

"If I can help people focus on preparedness, how to be better prepared in their homes and better prepared in their businesses _ because that goes straight to the bottom line _ then I hope I can help the country in some way," Brown told the Rocky Mountain News for its Thursday editions.

Copyright © 2005 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

I think the facts speak so well for themselves that any commentary would only detract from the dark dark humor of the situation.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Happy Thanksgiving

If the Indians never gave the Pilgrims those turkeys, I wonder if we'd still eat turkey at Thanksgiving. I wonder if we'd even have a turkey industry to speak of.

So turkey up everyone! And be thankful that avian flu hasn't hit us yet. Can you imagine a Thanksgiving without turkey?

On another note, I think the chickens are finally getting their revenge. Every other major meat has had its turn, I think. Save maybe the fish...

don't go chasing waterfalls

All the urinals in all the men's restrooms in the law school are a flush system. And each flush takes approximately 1 gallon of water (it says so on every urinal. I guess they felt that they ought to provide you something to read while you're just standing there).

But, as fellow male law students know, there are insidious terroristic elements among us that engage in bacterial warfare, by not flushing after themselves (ladies, it's crazy but true). I've heard two possible rationales: the first is that it saves water, the second is that the flush handle is contaminated with germs and they don't want to touch it.

My take on the second rationale is this: dude. You're supposed to wash your hands after you take a tinkle anyway. With soap. If you're not touching that handle to flush, I bet you're not washing your hands either. Please don't ever try to shake my hand.

My take on the first rationale has always been no-flush urinals. Well guess what the LA Times has an article on today? Apparently the plumbers are opposed to approving no-flush urinals, because they're concerned about the public health risk. In fact, one of their advocates expressly denies that there's any pecuniary or business motivation behind their position. Uh huh. I guess plumbers really are sanitation engineers after all, concerned with the public health. Although if no-flush urinals were such a dangerous thing, you'd have to wonder why there isn't some kind of CDC health advisory on them. And are they really any more dangerous than what we have now, flush urinals that go unflushed because of restroom terrorists?

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

love + work ?

So a friend mentioned that she loves the work that she does in her lab (she's a grad science student). And I was about to say "Yeah I love the law too," but then I realized that that would be a material falsehood. Because I don't. I like law school (I might love it next semester with 4-day weekends), I'm passionate about learning the law, and I'm fairly confident that I'll enjoy what I end up doing at a law firm. But I still don't love the law. It's sometimes great, often fascinating (okay maybe 50-50), extremely useful in life, always a great way to start a debate. But I don't love it.

Maybe that's because I believe there is a better world out there, one where there is no law. I'll end this post with a quote from something I wrote, once upon a time:

Perhaps in the breasts of some people, there lingers a burning desire to find something that they themselves may not be able to articulate, a paradise or an answer that resolves every question, mystery, pain, and heartache.... A quest for a new morality, what I would call a transcendent morality, if it is a morality at all. It might perhaps be better described as a supra-ethical system, one that goes beyond ethics. This new way of being moral is described by George Mavrodes, who writes:

Imagine a situation, an “economy” if you will, in which no one ever buys or trades for or seizes any good thing. But whatever good he enjoys it is either one which he himself has created or else one which he receives as a free and unconditional gift. And as soon as he has tasted it and sees that it is good he stands ready to give it away in his turn as soon as the opportunity arises. In such a place, if one were to speak either of his rights or his duties, his remark might be met with puzzled laughter as his hearers struggled to recall an ancient world in which those terms referred to something important.
This transcendent morality is one of gift and sacrifice. In a world where this was the norm, we would not need to speak of what we ought to do or what would be the ethical thing to do: it would be a world beyond ethics and presumably beyond moral evil. Mavrodes calls our current morality “a barely recognizable version of another fact, a version adapted to a twisted and distorted world.” In an imperfect world, it is an imperfect attempt at regulating human behavior in order to pursue the summum bonum, the highest good for all humanity. The viability of a new supra-ethical system of gift and sacrifice in an imperfect world is questionable. Can such a pure and perfect ideal possibly flower in our bleak world? I do not profess to have that answer, but what I do know is that I long to see that day. Till then, I am content to set my hand to the plow, and to continue to work in hopeful anticipation of the coming of that day.

Monday, November 21, 2005

when writing a comment

make sure you pick a good and original topic to start with (can you tell I'm having trouble with the Eighth Amendment, Les Miserables, and reality TV shows?).

Actually for that matter, if you get on L. Rev., start researching your comment right away. I don't know if procrastination can kill, but I don't think it's making me live any longer.

more lawyer jokes

From the Lawyers' Calendar for the weekend of November 19 & 20, 2005:

Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig: After a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys it.

I was shocked, but I guess that mean there are people out there who actually don't like a good argument now and then.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

no, i can't hear the people sing

So almost two years ago, I put up my entire CD collection for sale to raise funds for International Justice Mission, after hearing about the work that they did and meeting some of their attorneys at Urbana 2003 (an InterVarsity Christian Fellowship student missions conference) . I don't really regret what I did. I love music and I love my CDs, but at the time it was a step of obedience for me, a la King David declaring, "I will not give my God what costs me nothing." He bought land and bulls for a sacrifice, and I sold my CDs as a glad and willing sacrifice to help seek justice.

I don't really share that to toot my own horn, but rather as the backdrop for a funny anecdote that occurred about five minutes ago as I was trying to write my Comment (yes, I'm writing this blog entry now to procrastinate, what's so novel about that?). I started thinking of Les Miserables in relation to something I was writing (yes. My comment is now about reality TV shows, the Eighth Amendment, and the work of Victor Hugo as enacted on Broadway. No one's going to be able to say my comment lacks originality). And looked over to my CD rack trying to find my two-disc set of the original Broadway recordings. Well guess what? Someone bought it off me two years ago for the princely sum of $10. Sigh. So much for being inspired by some music.

So no, I can't hear the people sing, singing the songs of angry men. And it won't be one day more until I can. Don't you fret, Monsieur Marius, it's not even just a little fall of rain. Without the music, I'll just build my castle in the clouds, and be the master of the house, the keeper of the zoo. Oh Les Miserables, I did not live until today, how can I live now that we are parted? My life now is but a masquerade.

Time to add something new to my Christmas wishlist. Dear Santa...

observing Alito

Sorry, this is not a UTR type of sighting. I'm just going to make a quick comment (since my other Comment still needs work, and I love procrastinating) on Judge Alito's nomination.

The guy's obviously a smart jurist. No one thus far, on either side, has said he lacks what is arguably the most important criterion for picking a Supreme Court Justice: brains as applied to legal reasoning and the law. So we're obviously not looking at another Miers-like nomination (I'm not saying she's not smart, but would anyone like to argue that as a law-head, she's on the same level as Roberts or Alito?).

The only opposition to his nomination then, seems to be over his conservative views (remember the report of how his mom said "Of course he's against abortion."? I loved that - thanks Mom!). Well, should that really shock anyone? I mean, hello, who's administration are we in? Did we ever expect Clinton to pick a Rehnquist or O'Connor? And come on, it could have been worse.

In terms of politics, I think the only thing that I would be against is the overriding and blind pursuit of an agenda, to which everything else takes a very distant backseat. Sooner or later, every law student sees an example of this, where a majority of the Court passes a ruling supported by laughable legal logic that even a 1L could see through. Or where the Court twists the interpretation of a statute so far that the dissenters, for forty years, continually point out that not only is the Court divided, but 90% of legal commentators have also pointed out the Court's erroneous construction (and yet the Court continues to stick by its original interpretation). And from all I've read, I don't think that's Alito.

On a related note, I really don't think Roe v. Wade will ever be overturned, no matter how loudly social conservatives call for it. I just can't fathom it. I think it would cost the Court too much in terms of respect for the judiciary and its political legitimacy, and the Court is keenly aware of the need to be a respected institution. There's a reason why judges aren't considered to be of the same ilk as politicians. The only Justices I can envision clearly supporting the overturning of Roe would be Scalia and Thomas. And 2 does not, the last time I checked, a Supreme Court majority make.

So, barring any unforeseen revelations, I think we have our new S. Ct. Justice (come January of course).

Friday, November 18, 2005

when a soldier calls for a retreat

This will probably be a blip on the Iraq-war radar screen more than a watershed, but yesterday Representative John Murtha (D-Pa.) called for the immediate withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq. Rep. Murtha is a former Marine who served in Korea and Vietnam, and according to the L.A. Times report, "one of the most hawkish Democrats in Congress." I don't know if he's right and it's time to leave. On the one hand, leaving Iraq seems to concede that the insurgents (or maybe exsurgents - many of them apparently aren't Iraqis) have won. On the other hand, there is no certain end in sight, only the certain death and suffering of more people.

But one thing that I do affirm and solidly give my "amen" to is Rep. Murtha's statement below:

Asked about Bush's and Vice President Dick Cheney's recent attacks on Democrats who have questioned whether the administration misused intelligence in making the case for invading Iraq, Murtha sarcastically noted that neither man had been in combat.

"I like guys who've never been there that criticize us who've been there," he said. "I like that."

Referring specifically to Cheney, he said: "I like guys who got five deferments [during the Vietnam War era] and have never been there and send people to war, and then don't like to hear suggestions about what needs to be done."

I had a small debate with a good friend during the presidential election about who I'd feel more comfortable with as commander-in-chief: Bush v. Kerry. And my position was that you had one man who never saw combat and who may not have even completed his military service in the National Guard, and another man who had actually served in combat, who had seen war and what it does firsthand, who had actually led men into battle. To me the question was a no-brainer. I'm not saying that veterans are somehow superior to civilians who have never served. But I do think that those who make decisions about war, about life and death, should actually know firsthand what they are sending young men and women into. If I were a serviceman who took a vow to defend my country, I'd feel a whole lot more comfortable knowing that my President had once been in my shoes, had actually cradled an M-16 in nervous hands, peering out into the dim light of twilight and praying that he would make it back to camp safely, praying that he would see his family again one day soon.



God, bring them home safely.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

sending out an SOS

Okay, I need help with my comment, and this is where my lack of exposure to TV proves to be my Achilles' heel. What's the name of that really popular reality TV show where they go in and remodel someone's house, turning shabby shacks into posh palaces?

If you know it, please share it! Leave a comment, it can even be anonymous (you probably don't want the shame of letting people know you read such drivel). I even promise to acknowledge your contribution in a footnote if this thing ever gets published (that might be quite a big "if." Plus, that would also be twice the amount of shame for you, which might run afoul of the Eighth Amendment).

And yes. I'm writing a comment on reality TV remodeling shows and how they implicate the Eighth Amendment. Hey, it's hard to write an original comment in legal academia, okay?

the darn thing about going to school in SoCal

Is that the weather is so often so glorious. How in the name of Holmes, Cardozo and all that is jurisprudential is a law student supposed to write a comment or do any work, when the sky is such a clear blue and the Sun is shining like it's the start of summer? It's a perfect day for the beach, or a hike in the mountains, or... well, anything that takes place outdoors really. Sigh. Maybe I should've gone to school on the East Coast instead.

You know, that might explain why most of the top law schools are in environs that are less than pleasant all year round.* What else are they going to do once winter hits except stay in their libraries, scowl, and work? That might also be a great reason why Dean Schill's plan to make UCLA Law just like an East Coast powerhouse isn't going to work - nature is against him. And who can resist the mountains, the sea, the glorious Sun and the great outdoors? Welcome to So. Cal, dude.


* Someone out there is bound to think, "Well, what about Boalt or Stanford? They're highly-ranked and in 'pleasant environs' all year round." To which my reply is: I'm definitely a warm-weather sorta guy. And the Bay Area doesn't qualify as warm-weather, ergo it's not "pleasant environs" enough for me. Sorry, I have standards. Besides, have you seen Boalt's architecture? Thank you, I rest my case.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

When the First Amendment does not humor...

So I was contacted by The Scrivener (that sounds like a good super-villain sort of name, eh? Has all sorts of dark and mysterious undertones to it) today. The correspondence was brief, succinct, and to the point. Scrivener, whoever thou mightst be, I'd give you an A for Law Skills. Sentences were nice and short, point was made, didn't tell me more than I needed to know. Could have cited some legal authority as support, but I'll let that go. It went:

"Without boring you with details, for legal reasons we need to ask you to take down the copy of the Scrivener on your blog. Thanks."

Given that they'd given me permission to put it up to begin with, I can only assume that their request for it to be taken down comes as a result of external, third-party legal pressure, or foreseeable pressure of a like kind. Now I haven't taken Con Law II: The First Amendment Strikes Back, but I am pretty sure that The Scrivener would fall within some sort of exception for satirical speech. And I'm fairly confident that satirical speech is protected from libel (otherwise SNL would have gone off the air eons ago, and stand-up comics would be performing in dark back alleys, nervously asking their audiences not to laugh too loudly lest they attract the "ministrations" of the police). Of course, there could be someone who was mentioned in The Scrivener who's just plain sensitive and is unable to poke fun at him/her/itself or at least contemplate that other people might be laughing at a joke made at their ostensible expense.

My other theory is that they're pulling it for fear of copyright violation due to the use of the UCLA school crest.

Anyway. The copy of The Scrivener that I put up is gone. I now fear that we may never see its like again in our times.

the right idea!

Dan Savage, writing for the NY Times, gets it right - if the social liberals want to put abortion, homosexual acts, gay marriage, and other supposedly "liberal" items on a firmer footing constitutionally, they should just try to pass a constitutional amendment that explicitly guarantees a right to privacy.

In doing so of course, he is agreeing with Scalia, Thomas, and other people he'd probably be otherwise loathe to associate with: the proper way to change the Constitution and our interpretation of it, is to pass amendments.

I find it hard to argue with this. I mean, if the nation really does support it, then shouldn't we be able to get a constitutional amendment passed? A very plausible reason why we don't, is because the margin of support for such an amendment just isn't strong enough. I mean, you can imagine the savage ad campaign now, right? A two-thirds majority can be hard to get. And right now, when Congress is controlled by the right, I doubt it would pass. But at least the proposal's on the right track.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

time allocation

It occurred to me that in about 2 years, I will no longer be able to enjoy those wonderful things known as "school holidays." Instead, for 5 days a week, week after week, I will be going to an office at 8 in the morning, and getting home at 7 in the evening (alright, I know I'm being overly optimistic. It's probably going to be more like 6 days a week, getting home at 9 at night).

Thus, I have exercised special care and judicious caution in planning my schedule for next semester (0Ls and 1Ls, take note!) - no classes on Thursday or Friday. 4-day weekends, here I come. Of course, knowing me, more likely than not I'll spend a good portion of those days in school anyway.

If I can drag myself away from the comforts of LA, I'll also try to spend a semester on externship somewhere in my 3L year. You only need so much law school.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Fame!

Alright, Mr./Ms. Scrivener. I still may not know who you are, but you might be interested to know that your inaugural edition has spread far and wide. At least, as far and wide as the L&W office in Chicago, where I happened to be this past weekend. Congratulations! Where's issue #2?

Chicago's a great city. A cleaner and slightly less constricted New York. Walking down its glistening slick streets, hunched up in my jacket for warmth, I reminisced about my times in New York City. Got kind of nostalgic, even. Then it hit 48 degrees the day that I left, and I was reminded that it would only get colder, and that I had left the Northeast for good reason. I landed at LAX to be greeted by a very civilized 70-0dd degrees evening.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

it's the most wonderful time of the...

If you're wondering what to get your favorite law student for Christmas, Amazon is offering Law & Order box sets for $20.

Would you believe I've never actually watched an entire episode of L&O? Then again, considering that I am an extreme outlier on the scale of American TV-watching (1 hour a week, as opposed to the national average of 29), maybe that isn't surprising at all...